$5 and I'll trip your kid™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"$5 and I'll trip your kid" is a funny family trucker hat for anyone who has watched one toddler run the whole restaurant. What does "$5 and I'll trip your kid" mean? Exactly what it says, with a price: for five dollars in cash, a stranger will stick out a foot and end the sprint. It's a family humor trucker hat with a hit man's rate card, scaled down to pocket change and a pratfall. As funny money trucker hats go, this one puts a figure on the joke. Funny family trucker hats for men are usually gentler.
