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A fake number never
got anybody pregnant™

Mug

Regular price $16
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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Coffee, no number: "A fake number never got anybody pregnant". What does "A fake number never got anybody pregnant" mean? The fake phone number is the classic dodge at a bar, and the speaker credits it with preventing anything that could end with a baby shower. This funny dating coffee mug is a sarcastic dating coffee mug and a dating humor coffee mug for the kitchen of a seasoned dodger. Funny dating coffee mugs for men and women pour a cup to it.

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