A fake number never
got anybody pregnant™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Brim low, digits fake: "A fake number never got anybody pregnant". What does "A fake number never got anybody pregnant" mean? The wrong phone number is the quiet exit from a bar conversation, and the speaker adds that it is also a safe one, since nothing real follows. This funny dating trucker hat is a sarcastic dating trucker hat and a dating humor trucker hat for the one with a practiced poker face. Funny dating trucker hats for men and women know the trick.
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