BDSM...how I bond™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"BDSM...how I bond" is a funny sayings trucker hat that stretches the word bonding until it holds rope. What does "BDSM...how I bond" mean? BDSM is the umbrella for bondage, discipline, dominance, submission, sadism and masochism, and the speaker files it under friendship. Other people bond over brunch; this one has a safe word. It is an adult humor trucker hat for the group chat that never needs the details, and a witty trucker hat for people who say it with a straight face. Funny sayings trucker hats for men and women rarely take trust falls this literally.
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