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BDSM...how I bond™

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Regular price $32
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"BDSM...how I bond" is a funny sayings trucker hat that stretches the word bonding until it holds rope. What does "BDSM...how I bond" mean? BDSM is the umbrella for bondage, discipline, dominance, submission, sadism and masochism, and the speaker files it under friendship. Other people bond over brunch; this one has a safe word. It is an adult humor trucker hat for the group chat that never needs the details, and a witty trucker hat for people who say it with a straight face. Funny sayings trucker hats for men and women rarely take trust falls this literally.

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