Better to get tail from a lion
...than head from a fox™
Hoodie
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A proverb, edited by a bartender: "Better to get tail from a lion ...than head from a fox". What does "Better to get tail from a lion ...than head from a fox" mean? The old line, from the Jewish Ethics of the Fathers, says be a tail among lions rather than a head to foxes: trail the great, do not lead the small. This version makes tail slang for sex and head slang for oral sex, so the lion beats the fox. It is a funny quote hoodie, an adult humor hoodie and a funny animal hoodie; funny quote hoodies for men and women seldom get this scriptural.
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