Better to get tail from a lion
...than head from a fox™
Shirt
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Better to get tail from a lion ...than head from a fox" flips a Pirkei Avot proverb into bedroom slang, a funny quote t-shirt. What does "Better to get tail from a lion ...than head from a fox" mean? The source line, from the Ethics of the Fathers, says be a tail among lions rather than a head to foxes: follow the great, do not lead the small. Here tail is slang for sex and head for oral sex, so the lion wins. That makes it an adult humor t-shirt and a funny animal t-shirt. Nobody shopping for funny quote t-shirts for men and women expects a rabbi.
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