Born big boned™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Born big boned" is a funny body humor trucker hat that files weight under heredity. What does "Born big boned" mean? Big-boned is the humorous excuse for being heavy, and "born" makes it destiny: a line on the birth certificate rather than a choice at the buffet. The speaker owns the excuse and the dessert menu in the same breath. A sarcastic trucker hat with a clean conscience. Even funny body humor trucker hats for men blame the diet; this one blames the skeleton. It is a witty body humor trucker hat for men and women who accept the ruling of their own bones.
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