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Born big boned™

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Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Born big boned" is a funny body humor trucker hat that files weight under heredity. What does "Born big boned" mean? Big-boned is the humorous excuse for being heavy, and "born" makes it destiny: a line on the birth certificate rather than a choice at the buffet. The speaker owns the excuse and the dessert menu in the same breath. A sarcastic trucker hat with a clean conscience. Even funny body humor trucker hats for men blame the diet; this one blames the skeleton. It is a witty body humor trucker hat for men and women who accept the ruling of their own bones.

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