Buffalo,
Beantown, USA™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Buffalo, Beantown, USA" is a funny quote long sleeve shirt for the traveler whose home address needs a footnote. What does "Buffalo, Beantown, USA" mean? It puts two hometowns on one line: Buffalo, a city in New York, and Beantown, the nickname of Boston, Massachusetts, with the country added as a flourish. The place names are real, the one-line address is not, and the confusion is the punch line. It works as a funny travel long sleeve shirt, a gag gift for him who moved once too often, and a Father's Day gift for a dad who still calls both cities home.
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