Cocaine,
the confidence builder™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A book title with a terrible author: "Cocaine, the confidence builder". What does "Cocaine, the confidence builder" mean? It says a drug builds confidence the way a loan builds wealth, quickly, loudly and with interest. The deadpan wording is the joke, as if this were a seminar with a sign-in sheet. A snarky sweatshirt for anyone who has watched a party personality arrive at midnight, it is also a witty sweatshirt and a funny drug humor sweatshirt for the friend who says the quiet part out loud. Funny drug humor sweatshirts for men can skip the seminar, since the sign-in sheet was the only handout.
