Cocaine,
the confidence builder™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A bad motivational poster, condensed to a brim: "Cocaine, the confidence builder". What does "Cocaine, the confidence builder" mean? It pitches cocaine as a confidence coach, and every sensible reader fills in the part where the confidence expires. This funny drug humor trucker hat is a witty trucker hat for the loudest person in the room and a snarky trucker hat for the one watching. Funny drug humor trucker hats for men rarely get a cleaner caption. The poster does not mention the morning.
