Dating my Fleshlight™
Mug
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Details
Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Dating my Fleshlight" puts a brand name where a person should be, on a sarcastic dating coffee mug. What does "Dating my Fleshlight" mean? The speaker is single, owns an adult toy and has decided to describe the arrangement as a romance, with the dinner reservation skipped and the commitment issues solved. It works as an adult humor coffee mug told as a self-roast, and as a funny dating coffee mug with a very short guest list. Funny dating coffee mugs for men leave room for small talk; this one skips it.
