Dating my Fleshlight™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Dating my Fleshlight" is a joke about a relationship status nobody asked for, on a funny dating t-shirt for the single and unbothered. What does "Dating my Fleshlight" mean? Fleshlight is a brand of adult toy, and the joke is a single person calling it a partner: no small talk, no meeting the parents, no ghosting, only a standing date with a gadget. An adult humor t-shirt like this says the lonely part out loud, and a sarcastic dating t-shirt says it with a straight face. The dry spell gets named outright, which funny dating t-shirts for men rarely do.
