False god™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"False god" is a funny religion trucker hat that sounds like a crown nobody voted for. What does "False god" mean? A false god is a deity worshipped in place of the real one, as a faith sees it, or a person acting as though they were divine. The brim carries the accusation as a compliment. Religious humor trucker hats like it keep a straight face while the congregation looks up. Funny trucker hats for men and women borrow the line, and a witty religion trucker hat for men and women earns the side-eye. Crown not included.
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