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Former superhero™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Former superhero" is a retirement joke, and a funny pop culture trucker hat for anyone whose cape lives in a drawer. It reads like a line on a resume: past tense, no explanation and a long gap since the last rescue. What does "Former superhero" mean? The speaker used to save the day and now saves a parking spot, and neither job came with dental. A pop culture reference trucker hat for the retired hero, and a funny superhero trucker hat for the friend who peaked at the school talent show. As a pop culture gag gift it suits any retirement party.

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