Former superhero™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Former superhero" is a retirement joke, and a funny pop culture trucker hat for anyone whose cape lives in a drawer. It reads like a line on a resume: past tense, no explanation and a long gap since the last rescue. What does "Former superhero" mean? The speaker used to save the day and now saves a parking spot, and neither job came with dental. A pop culture reference trucker hat for the retired hero, and a funny superhero trucker hat for the friend who peaked at the school talent show. As a pop culture gag gift it suits any retirement party.
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