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Hopefully not a father
...again™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Hopefully not a father ...again" is a funny dad trucker hat for the man waiting on news he hopes comes back negative. What does "Hopefully not a father ...again" mean? The word doing the work is "again": it admits he has done this before and knows what the next eighteen years cost. The ellipsis is the held breath. A sarcastic dad trucker hat with a prayer built in. It makes a gag gift for dad that needs no explaining. Funny dad trucker hats for men seldom admit how closely they watch the calendar.

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