Hopefully not a father
...again™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Hopefully not a father ...again" is a funny dad trucker hat for the man waiting on news he hopes comes back negative. What does "Hopefully not a father ...again" mean? The word doing the work is "again": it admits he has done this before and knows what the next eighteen years cost. The ellipsis is the held breath. A sarcastic dad trucker hat with a prayer built in. It makes a gag gift for dad that needs no explaining. Funny dad trucker hats for men seldom admit how closely they watch the calendar.
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