I ain't this tall,
just sittin
on my wallet™
Hoodie
Style
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A confession that is really a flex: "I ain't this tall, just sittin on my wallet" blames height on a stack of cash. What does "I ain't this tall, just sittin on my wallet" mean? It gives two readings and both are true: the speaker is not that tall, and the wallet is that thick. This funny money hoodie turns the brag into a sarcastic hoodie line. Funny hoodies for men have joked about big wallets before, and a money gift for her can tease the same big spender. The chair, at least, is comfortable.
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