I ain't this tall,
just sittin
on my wallet™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I ain't this tall, just sittin on my wallet" is a sarcastic t-shirt about a wallet thick enough to count as furniture. What does "I ain't this tall, just sittin on my wallet" mean? The surface joke is a height excuse: the extra inches come from the billfold under the speaker. The second joke is the brag, since only a mountain of cash works as a booster seat. It is a funny money t-shirt that flexes while pretending to apologize. Funny t-shirts for men brag loudly; this one mumbles. A money gift for her teases the partner who carries the stack. Nobody asks the wallet to stand up.
