I bought this shirt™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I bought this shirt" is a funny fashion trucker hat that brags about the least impressive achievement available: a purchase. What does "I bought this shirt" mean? Slogans normally announce a trip, a race or a survived family reunion, and this one reports only that money changed hands. The speaker is deadpan about it: no story, no sequel, proof of purchase in print. As a sarcastic fashion trucker hat it suits the shopper who keeps the receipt as a trophy, and as a funny gift for her or a Mother's Day gift it arrives with proof of purchase built in.
