I came,
I saw,
I conquered her™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I came, I saw, I conquered her" is a funny quote long sleeve shirt for the guy who turns every date into a speech. The line is veni, vidi, vici, popularly credited to Caesar, with a new victim attached. What does "I came, I saw, I conquered her" mean? Came does double duty, arriving and finishing, and the conquered part is the speaker's own opinion of how it went. A pop quote long sleeve shirt is usually safe to read aloud, and this funny saying long sleeve shirt is not. Funny quote long sleeve shirts for men are loud about the win and quiet about her side of the story.
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