I cunt smell™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I cunt smell" is a funny sayings long sleeve shirt where one wrong letter does all the work. What does "I cunt smell" mean? It means "I can't smell," a cold or a stuffy nose. Swap the a for a u and drop the apostrophe, and "can't" becomes a word that needs no help. The joke is deniability: the speaker only has a cold, and everyone else supplied the rude part. That is sarcastic long sleeve shirt humor with a clean alibi and a witty long sleeve shirt for adults who like a typo that means it. Funny sayings long sleeve shirts for adults rarely have an alibi this clean.
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