I got fucked,
and all I got was this
stupid shirt™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I got fucked, and all I got was this stupid shirt" is a funny quote trucker hat on a souvenir slogan. What does "I got fucked, and all I got was this stupid shirt" mean? The original, "I went to X and all I got was this lousy T-shirt", is a tourist's gripe about one cheap souvenir. Here the trip is a night out and "got fucked" works twice: it went somewhere, or you were cheated. Two meanings in one verb make it a witty trucker hat. Funny quote trucker hats for women and men tell it anyway. Call this a pop quote trucker hat.
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