I won't see you in heaven™
Sweatshirt
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Details
Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I won't see you in heaven" is a funny dark humor sweatshirt that turns the gentle farewell "see you in heaven" into a forecast. What does "I won't see you in heaven" mean? It says goodbye with a catch: the speaker expects to be somewhere warmer, or has a firm view of where you are headed. Either way the afterlife has a seating chart, and you are not at the same table. A dark humor sweatshirt with a halo on crooked, a funny religion sweatshirt that offends politely, and one of the funny dark humor sweatshirts for men who expect the afterlife to be livelier.
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