I won't see you in heaven™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I won't see you in heaven" is a funny dark humor t-shirt that turns the gentle farewell "see you in heaven" into a forecast. What does "I won't see you in heaven" mean? It says goodbye with a catch: the speaker expects to be somewhere warmer, or has a firm view of where you are headed. Either way the afterlife has a seating chart, and you are not at the same table. A dark humor t-shirt with a halo on crooked, a funny religion t-shirt that offends politely, and one of the funny dark humor t-shirts for men who expect the afterlife to be livelier.
