If you're going to hell,
take me to the party™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The sermon says hell. The speaker hears a venue: "If you're going to hell, take me to the party". What does "If you're going to hell, take me to the party" mean? It treats damnation as a guest list and asks to be brought along, bad decisions assumed. Heaven keeps its halos and its early bedtime. A sarcastic party trucker hat does not get more patient than this. Funny dark humor trucker hats for men mock the afterlife from the sidewalk, and this one wants the address. That makes it a funny party trucker hat with an itinerary.
