I'll order the fellatio™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Dinner order, delivered under a brim: "I'll order the fellatio". What does "I'll order the fellatio" mean? It is a clinical word for oral sex dressed as a pasta dish, and the gag is saying it to a waiter without blinking. Together that is a funny food trucker hat, an adult humor trucker hat for the one at the table who studies the specials too closely, a foodie humor trucker hat for a hungry crowd, and a witty food trucker hat for men and women that gets a laugh before the appetizers. Nothing needs a sauce.
