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I'm not settling,
I'm just settling down™

Mug

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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

The toast at the engagement party has one lawyer in it: "I'm not settling, I'm just settling down". What does "I'm not settling, I'm just settling down" mean? Settling is accepting less than you hoped for, and settling down is building a stable life with someone, often by getting married. The speaker insists on the second. This funny dating coffee mug fits the newly committed, and as a relationship humor coffee mug it makes the distinction carefully. As a funny dating gift, this funny relationship coffee mug lets the couple finish the argument over coffee.

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