I'm not settling,
I'm just settling down™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Even a trucker hat can argue about marriage: "I'm not settling, I'm just settling down". What does "I'm not settling, I'm just settling down" mean? Settling for someone means accepting less than you wanted, and settling down means building a stable life, often married. The speaker claims the happy one. This funny dating trucker hat suits the groom who is asked about it at the reception. As a relationship humor trucker hat it keeps the verbs separate, while as a funny relationship trucker hat it is a funny dating gift that mixes them.
