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I've been doing drugs
like a hooker™

Mug

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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Morning coffee is the clean version of the habit in "I've been doing drugs like a hooker". What does "I've been doing drugs like a hooker" mean? The speaker takes drugs the way a hooker takes clients: by the hour, back to back, nothing personal. This funny sayings coffee mug is a witty coffee mug for the desk that has seen worse. Funny sayings coffee mugs for women and a witty sayings coffee mug for men and women keep the bad analogy warm.

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