I've been doing drugs
like a hooker™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Brim down, bad analogy up: "I've been doing drugs like a hooker". What does "I've been doing drugs like a hooker" mean? A hooker works through clients by the hour, and the speaker is working through drugs the same way, one after another with no strings. This funny sayings trucker hat is a witty trucker hat for the person who admits it out loud. Funny sayings trucker hats for women and a witty sayings trucker hat for men and women need no explanation, and still get one.
