Marching powder™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A drill sergeant's phrase, borrowed by the after-party: "Marching powder". What does "Marching powder" mean? The innocent version is the powder that keeps feet comfortable on a long march, and the slang version is cocaine, the powder that promises the night will not quit. The pun sits in the middle and refuses to explain. This sarcastic party trucker hat salutes both readings. Funny party trucker hats for guys need no briefing. A funny party trucker hat takes the footnote, and a witty party trucker hat for men and women takes the bow.
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