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Marriage:
When true love
includes the government™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Brim down, forms up: "Marriage: When true love includes the government" is a love story with a bureaucrat in the cast. What does "Marriage: When true love includes the government" mean? The grand romance still has to clear a counter. This funny dating trucker hat is a relationship humor trucker hat for the couple that laughs at the queue, and funny dating trucker hats for adults seldom admit who holds the pen. A funny marriage trucker hat makes the point without picking a side. The clerk keeps the only pen.

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