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Moonrock geologist™

Hat

Regular price $32
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

A field hat for a field of one: "Moonrock geologist". What does "Moonrock geologist" mean? Moonrock is the name for rocks from the moon and also for a cannabis nugget coated in hash oil and rolled in kief, and the geologist is the specialist who studies it. Read as an office humor trucker hat, it is a job-title gag; read as a funny work trucker hat, it is a confession about the weekend. The sarcastic work trucker hat stays silent about the data, and funny office trucker hats keep their findings private.

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