Moonrock geologist™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A field hat for a field of one: "Moonrock geologist". What does "Moonrock geologist" mean? Moonrock is the name for rocks from the moon and also for a cannabis nugget coated in hash oil and rolled in kief, and the geologist is the specialist who studies it. Read as an office humor trucker hat, it is a job-title gag; read as a funny work trucker hat, it is a confession about the weekend. The sarcastic work trucker hat stays silent about the data, and funny office trucker hats keep their findings private.
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