My gateway drug
is my relationship™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"My gateway drug is my relationship" is a funny boyfriend trucker hat that reads love as the opening step toward worse habits. What does "My gateway drug is my relationship" mean? A gateway drug is the mild substance said to lead to harder ones. Here the mild thing is the partner, and the harder things followed: the drinking, the late nights, the credit card. A relationship humor trucker hat that blames the other half and sounds proud about it, and a sarcastic dating trucker hat for anyone who can name the day it started. Funny boyfriend trucker hats for women only need one suspect.
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