My love runs shallow™
Hat
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"My love runs shallow" is "my love runs deep" with the water let out, a funny dating trucker hat honest about the depth. What does "My love runs shallow" mean? The speaker's affection stops at the surface: good looks, nice shoes and a great profile photo, and that is the whole lake. A sarcastic dating trucker hat for anyone who judges the book by the cover. A dating gag gift for the friend with a shallow type; as a Valentine's Day gift, it keeps the warning on the front. Ankle-deep and proud of it.
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