My tits are down here™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"My tits are down here" is a funny body humor trucker hat that flips the familiar complaint "My eyes are up here." That line is for anyone talking to a chest; this one skips the polite correction and gives directions, since the destination was never in doubt. What does "My tits are down here" mean? You were going to look anyway, so here is the address. As an adult humor trucker hat it has a GPS voice. Funny body humor trucker hats for men and women rarely get to the point this fast, and a sarcastic trucker hat never repeats itself.
