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Non-therapeutic
ketamine user™

Hat

Regular price $32
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Non-therapeutic ketamine user" is a funny mental health trucker hat written in the language of a medical form. What does "Non-therapeutic ketamine user" mean? Ketamine is a real anesthetic and, in some forms, a prescribed treatment for depression; "non-therapeutic" is the clinic's term for use outside treatment. The speaker volunteers the box they would tick. That is a mental health humor trucker hat with the clipboard still in hand. A funny therapy trucker hat for treatment plans no doctor approved, and a witty therapy trucker hat for the waiting room.

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