Non-therapeutic
ketamine user™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Non-therapeutic ketamine user" is a funny mental health trucker hat written in the language of a medical form. What does "Non-therapeutic ketamine user" mean? Ketamine is a real anesthetic and, in some forms, a prescribed treatment for depression; "non-therapeutic" is the clinic's term for use outside treatment. The speaker volunteers the box they would tick. That is a mental health humor trucker hat with the clipboard still in hand. A funny therapy trucker hat for treatment plans no doctor approved, and a witty therapy trucker hat for the waiting room.
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