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Sedated for your protection™

Longsleeve

Regular price $42
Regular price Sale price $42.00
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.

Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

The calm is chemical and the sign is polite: "Sedated for your protection". What does "Sedated for your protection" mean? The speaker is sedated, the room is safer for it, and the notice frames that as a courtesy. This funny mental health long sleeve shirt has the timing of a sarcastic anxiety long sleeve shirt. It is a mental health humor long sleeve shirt for the one who takes the edge off before work. Funny mental health long sleeve shirts for men who need a gentle joke have one. Dosage: as directed.

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