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Unplanned childhood™
Hat
Regular price
$32
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$32.00
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
A baby photo with no schedule attached: "Unplanned childhood". What does "Unplanned childhood" mean? Unplanned means the pregnancy was a surprise, so the line claims an oops as an origin story and turns it into a badge. A funny family trucker hat is the confession and a family humor trucker hat is the laugh that follows. A sarcastic family trucker hat is for everyone who arrived uninvited.
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