funny 30th birthday gifts for women (26)

A long sleeve shirt, for a spring or fall birthday. It covers the arms, goes under a jacket and still shows the line on the chest. It suits a friend who likes a simple shirt with a joke more than a necklace.

You can order one on this page. Pick a line, then the colour and size you want. The shirts ship within the United States and generally arrive in about 6 to 10 business days.

The classic breakup line has the person leaving say it is their fault, to be kind. This version turns it around so the blame lands on the other person. It fits a woman who has stopped apologizing for turning someone down.

The cut is unisex, so look at the chest width and length on the size guide and compare it with a long sleeve she already owns. If she likes a relaxed fit, order one size up from her usual.

In a casual office, yes. A long sleeve with a joke is also fine for weekends, travel and a relaxed dinner. A strict business dress code will not allow it, so save it for off-duty days.

The solid colours are 100% combed ring-spun cotton, and the heather shades are 52% cotton and 48% polyester. The print sits on the front and the cut is unisex. Cotton can shrink with heat, so wash it cold and air dry it when you can.