funny 50th birthday gifts for men (26)

Every mug here is ready to order. Pick the saying, choose the mug and check out. Mugs ship within the United States only, and the usual wait is 6 to 10 business days, so order before the week of the party.

A desk mug that says what the office is thinking. The day-off line suits a man who guards his days, and the retirement line suits one who counts them. Both are about work, not about age.

A mug is small, useful and personal. It lives on his desk or in his kitchen, and the printed line lets the joke outlast the party. Choose the saying he would say aloud.

Yes to both. Use the top rack of the dishwasher. The mug is microwave safe, so he can warm a cold coffee, and hand washing works too if you prefer it.

It is a pun on two meanings of short: a brief life and a short man. The mug suits a man who is on the short side and finds it funny. If he would not, choose another line, such as the day-off mug.