funny 50th birthday gifts for men (26)

Right on this page. Open the tee you like, choose a colour and a size, and check out. We ship within the United States only, and delivery usually takes about 6 to 10 business days, so allow a couple of weeks before the party.

Match the tee to what he already jokes about. Hair goes to the reward line, the belly goes to the renovation line, and the man who never grew up gets the immature one. Choose a colour he already wears, and check the size guide before you order.

Keep it short and true. Say one thing you like about him, then add a single joke that matches the tee, such as a line about the missing hair if he teases himself about it. Write it by hand and sign it yourself.

Short lines work best, and these tees are full of them. "Lost hair, reward if found" teases the hairline, "Summer body currently under renovation" teases the summer plan, and "My response is always immature" teases his manners. Hand him one and let him read it out.

The tees are cut unisex, in sizes XS to 3XL, with tapered shoulders. Compare a tee he already wears with the width and length on the size guide. If he sits between two sizes, go up for a looser fit.