funny 70th birthday gifts (30)

Right here on this page. Pick a saying, then choose a colour and size at checkout. Orders go out within the United States and tend to arrive in about 6 to 10 business days.

Match the line to the person. "Hating me, doesn't make you prettier" fits someone who answers back, and "I'm more of a Samantha" fits a fan of the show it comes from. A long sleeve also covers the arms on cooler days.

Yes, for someone who likes soft cotton and a joke on the front. A long sleeve suits an autumn or winter party, and it is easy to wrap. Check the size guide before you order, since the fit is regular and unisex.

Keep it warm and brief. Something like "Seventy looks good on you, and so does this shirt" works, and you can add the saying you picked. A handwritten line matters more than a long message.

The shirt is a regular unisex fit. Lay a long sleeve they already wear flat and compare it with the chest width and length on the size guide, then choose the closest size. If you are buying a surprise, check the tag on a favourite.