funny 70th birthday gifts (29)

You can buy one on this page. Choose a saying, then pick a colour and a size. Standard delivery within the United States takes about 6 to 10 business days, so plan for that before the party.

Yes. The sweatshirts are cut unisex, so one page covers a grandmother, mother, aunt or friend. Compare a sweatshirt she already likes with the chest width and length on the size guide and choose the closest size.

Mention the saying and keep it kind. A note such as "You always had a theory, now it is on your chest" pairs well with the pigeon or round Earth lines. Sign it by hand and tuck it into the package.

A funny sweatshirt is one easy answer, with lines such as "Round earther" or "Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?" on a warm layer. Pair it with a handwritten card, and the gift is complete.

The face is cotton and the inside is fleece-lined, in a 65/35 or 55/45 cotton and polyester blend. It is warm and soft, and the unisex cut means one size chart covers everyone you might buy for.