funny 80th birthday gifts (30)

They are all on this page. Select a saying, then add your colour and size at checkout. Shipping stays inside the United States, and delivery usually lands in 6 to 10 business days. Plan on two weeks before the party.

Match the shirt to how he jokes. The retirement line suits a man who is years past work, and the flyer joke suits one who likes a lost-pet poster gag. Both come in a soft cotton long sleeve with the saying printed on the front.

The Samantha shirt is the obvious pick for a woman who knows her Sex and the City friend. The retirement line works for her too, because the cut is unisex and the saying is printed on the front.

It covers more than a tee and layers under a cardigan. The cotton is soft, and it is cut unisex. Check width and length in inches on the size guide, where sizes run XS to 2XL.

Choose the long sleeve for cooler rooms and layering. Choose the tee when the birthday person runs warm. Both carry the same kind of humor in the same cotton, so the decision is about the weather and the person.