funny birthday gifts for friends (30)

Every tee on this page is ready to order. Open one, select your colour and size, and it goes into the cart. Delivery covers the United States only, and the usual wait is about 6 to 10 business days.

A tee that makes the joke for them. Early life crisis suits a younger friend who is already doubting adulthood, and the building-site line suits the one who laughs at the gym plan. Add a handwritten card.

Choose a line that matches how the two of you already tease each other. I'm dumber than I look, but smarter than I sound works well because it roasts only the wearer, so nobody else is the target.

These tees are cut unisex, with sizes from XS to 3XL. The size guide lists the chest width and length for every size, so you can check the numbers before you order.

Wash it cold, inside out, using a mild detergent and no bleach. Air dry if you can, with low tumble heat only if needed, as cotton can shrink. Iron the inside on low with the steam off.