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Funny Father's Day trucker hats from a son, explained

Dad reaches the first tee before the sun, so the Father's Day gifts from son should be waiting there. "Par-tee time" splices par into party, so the round becomes a party with a scorecard, a pun for the dad who treats the nineteenth hole as the main event. "I miss the green more than I miss you" puns on missing the green, golf's most common sin, and missing a person, and the golfer counts the missed green before the missed person. Funny trucker hats finish the job, with stitched lettering, a structured mesh crown, a curved visor and an adjustable snapback.

Funny Father's Day trucker hats from a son: questions

Is a trucker hat a good Father's Day gift from a son?

For the dad who spends weekends on the course, the boat or the lawn, it is. The curved visor handles the shade and the embroidered line handles the talking.

What are funny Father's Day gifts for a dad who golfs?

Anything with a pun he will repeat at the turn. "Divot Daddy" turns the trench he digs on every fairway into a title, and the hat lets him wear it with his best golf face.

How should I clean a trucker hat?

Hand wash it and nothing else. One drop of mild detergent in the sink, with the water cool to lukewarm, is the whole wash; skip the bleach and the scrubbing, and rinse the cap with cool water. The washer and the dryer are off limits for this cap.

Is the hat adjustable?

Yes, the snapback closure lets Dad set the fit himself. The crown is structured mesh in 60% cotton and 40% polyester, finished with a curved visor.

What does "I drop babies" mean on a hat?

It is Dad's delivery-room resume: he held the newborn once, for four seconds, and the nurse has not let anyone forget. The embroidered line saves him the trouble of telling the story himself.

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