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Funny Father's Day trucker hat gifts from wife, explained
At 6 a.m. Saturday he is gone, and the hat goes with him. "I miss the green more than I miss you" ranks his marriage below a putting surface, and she has seen the course, so she reads the ranking as fair. "Fantasy Football Captain" is his Sunday title: he leads a roster of strangers whose names she has learned against her will, and he takes the blame for every injury. Mesh panels, a curved visor and an adjustable snapback sit under funny trucker hats that count as Father's Day gifts from wife.
Funny Father's Day trucker hat gifts from wife: questions
What Father's Day gift from wife works for a husband who golfs every weekend?
The hat he wears on the course at dawn, with the line that ranks the green above the marriage. She gets the rare chance to be insulted by an accessory she paid for.
Do I need to guess his hat size?
The back is an adjustable snapback, so the guess is his to make at the mirror and not yours at the checkout. Under the snapback it is a structured trucker, 60% cotton and 40% polyester, with mesh panels and a curved visor.
What does "It's not rocket surgery" mean?
It crosses rocket science with brain surgery, the way a confident man crosses a sentence he has not checked. He says it while assembling the grill, and the hat covers the part of the head that heard the instructions.
How do I wash a trucker hat?
Use a basin, not a machine: cool to lukewarm water, a drop of mild detergent, a gentle hand, no bleach and no scrubbing. Rinse in cool, clean water and keep the dryer out of it.
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