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Funny Father's Day t-shirt gifts from wife, explained

Every year she asks what he wants for Father's Day, every year he says nothing, and every year she buys the shirt anyway. Funny t-shirts are the Father's Day gifts from wife that skip the tie and say it to the whole cookout. "Lost girlfriend, no reward if found" is a missing-dog flyer for the woman he dated, who became his wife and now runs his calendar; she is standing right there, found, and nobody has paid a reward. "I remembered to forget" is the alibi he has polished for the dentist, the trash day and her mother's birthday. Combed, ring-spun cotton, unisex cut.

Funny Father's Day t-shirt gifts from wife: questions

What are good funny Father's Day gifts from wife to husband?

The ones that say what she has been thinking since the wedding. A t-shirt with a confession gets read by the whole cookout, and a tie gets read by nobody, which is the case for the shirt.

What does "Lost girlfriend, no reward if found" mean?

It is a flyer for a missing girlfriend with the reward set to zero, which tells you how hard he is looking. A husband wearing it teases the woman who gave it to him, and she wrapped it herself.

What does "Hopefully not a father" mean?

It is the prayer of a man watching a pregnancy test, printed on a shirt after the answer came back. A father of three wears it with a straight face, and his wife kept the receipts.

What t-shirt size should I buy my husband?

Measure a tee he already wears and check it against the size guide; the unisex chart covers XS to 3XL. A fit that misses can go back within 21 days of delivery, and the approved credit arrives as a gift card.

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