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Funny Father's Day mug gifts from wife, explained
"Cash is my preferred gift" is the only honest answer to what he wants for Father's Day, and funny mugs say it better than a card in a drawer. "Don't tell my mom" is a grown man's plea to the wife who reports to his mother by Tuesday, and the mug makes the request at every refill, where it is ignored. Father's Day gifts from wife do not get more direct. Safe for the microwave and the dishwasher, the mug is 11 oz of glossy black ceramic with a C-shaped handle.
Funny Father's Day mug gifts from wife: questions
Is a mug a good Father's Day gift from a wife?
Yes, when the mug says what the card cannot. He sees it at every refill, and she sees him read it to the kids with a straight face before the first cup is finished.
What does "If you haven't met a short king ...look down" mean?
It introduces a short man and tells the reader where to look. The humor is the downward glance, and the Father's Day version is a husband whose teenage son has already passed him on the stairs.
Can the Father's Day mug go in the microwave and dishwasher?
Yes to both, per the product page. The dishwasher wants the top rack and a normal cycle, because a heavy cycle is not recommended, and washing by hand is fine. The mug holds 11 oz.
What does "On my parent's phone plan" mean?
It admits that a grown man still rides on his parents' bill. On a husband's mug the joke points two ways: at his own dad, who pays, and at the wife, who has waited years for him to switch.
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