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Funny Father's Day sweatshirt gifts from wife, explained
She sees the thinning crown in every family photo and the damage on every fairway, which makes funny sweatshirts firsthand Father's Day gifts from wife. "Divot Daddy" is the title of the man who throws the most turf in the foursome, and the Daddy half is a name he also claims at home, which his wife declines to confirm. "Lost hair, reward if found" is a notice for the hairline that left years ago; she has seen the search area up close and is not funding the reward. The face is cotton, the lining is fleece and there is no hood.
Funny Father's Day sweatshirt gifts from wife: questions
Should I buy my husband a sweatshirt or a hoodie for Father's Day?
Buy the sweatshirt if he hates hoods and the hoodie if he lives in one. This one is cotton on the face with a fleece lining and no hood to catch on anything, and the joke sits front and center either way.
What does "Divot Daddy" mean?
A divot is the clump of turf a golf swing throws, so the title belongs to whoever throws the most. It reads as a golf pun to the foursome and as a second joke to everyone else in the clubhouse.
What does "My giant balls are my handicap" mean?
A handicap is the number that scores a golfer's skill, and the shirt blames the equipment, with a wink at the anatomy. Golfers read the stroke count, the rest of the clubhouse reads the other meaning, and everybody laughs on schedule.
What is a good first Father's Day gift from wife and baby?
A sweatshirt that jokes about the new job, handed over with the baby in his other arm. The fleece lining and the unisex sizing, XS to 3XL, make it the one he grabs at 3 a.m.
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